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Monday, July 19th, 2010
11:01 pm - My Girl. River/Serenity,

Title: My Girl
Author: Eustacia Vye
Author's e-mail: eustacia_vye28@hotmail.com
Rating: T
Pairing: River/Serenity
Disclaimer: The characters belong to Joss. I'm just messing around.
Spoilers/Warnings: Vaguely post-BDM. Written for Porn Battle X. It's short and sweet.
Summary: The girl's fingers fly across the console, and I sigh to myself.

My Girl.

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Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
7:31 pm - Stages of Grief (Shining in the Sun Remix). R/J (sorta). PG.

Title: Stages of Grief (Shining in the Sun Remix)
Author: Eustacia Vye
Author's e-mail: eustacia_vye28@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: I own none of the characters mentioned here.
Rating: PG.
Original Story: Stages of Grief
Original Author: bugchicklv
Summary: She didn't resent the ones that came before her, just as she didn't resent the ones that would come after.

For aliaspiral's Remix challenge.

Stages of Grief (Shining in the Sun Remix)

We're going to make it all better.

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Monday, February 12th, 2007
3:41 pm - Crack!Drabble

Ok, this really isn't an inanimate object, but I couldn't figure where else to post it.

Fandom: Firefly
Pairing, etc: OC/Jayne
Word Count: 100 (YAY!Drabble!)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: JAYNE IS ALL MINE, DAMNIT! So, hands off! Just kidding! Joss is GOD and owns EVERYTHING, including my soul.
Author's Notes: This? Be crack. Inspired by something someone at fireflyfans.net said.

CRACK!Collapse )

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Thursday, August 3rd, 2006
10:12 pm

Would anyone like to have moderation of this community? I don't post here anymore and am not very interested anymore. If someone wants it I'll turn over ownership, otherwise I'll probably delete it.

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Sunday, July 16th, 2006
2:12 am

Title: Girl, Check Your Ego At The Door
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing, etc: Uh, none really.
Rating: PG-13 for language and sexual connotations.
Disclaimer: Jayne is all mine. Yes he is. Uh huh. Shut up. Yes he is. *fingers in ears* Lalalalalalalalalalalala
Author's Notes: Vera's response to Boo's bragging in No Shirts, No Shoes, No Guns? No Problem by jossversejunky. I have no idea why I think cleaning and handling guns is a very sexual act, let alone why I keep writing it. Heee! Crack is fun!

Click to read the fic back at My LJ

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12:59 am - The Little Six Shooter That Could

I'm new here, I was directed here by bugchicklv

Title: No Shirts, No Shoes, No Guns? No Problem.
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: None really
Rating: Um…I don’t think I have anyone on my f-list under 18 so it doesn’t matter. PG for the mention of manly parts I suppose
Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with Firefly in any shape way or form. Just borrowing the ‘verse for a bit is all.
Authors Notes: Jayne's six shooter, Boo is goin' for a ride. Neener, neener, neener Vera. Thanks to </a></font></strong></a>bugchicklv for the encouragement to write it...I'll be waiting for Veera's reply lol (Sorry if it sucks LOL)

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Monday, April 17th, 2006
9:39 pm - Firefly fic: River/Jayne (prompt #97 Mine)

Title: The Other Women
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing, etc: Jayne/?, River/Jayne
Prompt: #97 Mine (Writer's Choice; for fanfic100)
Word Count: 368
Rating: All Ages
Disclaimer: JAYNE IS ALL MINE, DAMNIT! So, hands off! Just kidding! Joss is GOD and owns EVERYTHING, including my soul.
Author's Notes: This? Is crack fic. 5 women in this fic for 5 friends and thus it is lovingly dedicated to cheshire_monkey, vigotmanpartsv, elsibet34, noneofyours and troy_gal for their generous contributions--which will keep me online for a good while. little5150d and trika--your fic is sg_15 and is coming soon.

Click the link to the fic at my LJ

Cross-posted to my LJ, rayne_shippers, objectsin_space, fanfic100 and ff_fanfic100

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Saturday, March 4th, 2006

This is so short I have no idea if it even counts.


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Tuesday, February 28th, 2006
9:33 pm - Chinese/English and v.v. Dictionary/Translator

I just thought I would post a link to a page I found that looks to be something helpful for our fic writers.

It has an option for entering in an English word/phrase for translation (with post symbols and pronunciation) as well as Chinese translating. I know I will be using it more often to get NEW words and phrases for the characters in my fics. After all, how many times can one listen to Jayne say "ta ma de"?

Chinese-English Annotating Dictionary Server

Cross posted like WHOA!

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Tuesday, December 20th, 2005
9:18 pm - PLEASE WRITE

I am hoping my new icon will inspire ya'll to get to CRACK!FIC writing.

Also, can I lay claim to a pairing that I am planning but don't have anything solid on yet?

Well, I am.

Don't click here if you don't want to know what it isCollapse )

You might not wanna respond either...just in case it shows up. Wait. I'll white the text so you have to highlight it to read it. I hope this works.

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Saturday, December 17th, 2005
1:37 pm - because this is the new crack...

I couldn't join and not post up some crack. :D

Butcher knife/Jayne's chest

I slide across the smooth skin, and it parts beneath me. I shiver, taste the offering given unto me. Yes, more, the girl can hear me, will let me have another taste of what I crave. I caress the skin, slide and shiver and shimmy my way deeper. Cut, slice, draw out the hiss of breath and give me another gift. Yes.

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2:47 am - CRACK FIC

WHAT. THE. HELL???????

I hate you guys. Vera wouldn't SHUT THE F*CK UP until I got this out.


Jayne Cobb, you are one fortunate hun dan. Trying to trade ME for some piece of lying pofu trash? Harumph. You are so very lucky I liked the way Mal's suit felt against my barrel. Smooth. Could you feel me purr when the face mask shattered? Ummm...Yeah. Did you shudder at how deliciously wicked I kicked-back, vibrating in your big, rough hands? Oh, baby. I'll tell you what--you just remember that next time you need some "I'll be in my bunk" time. 'Cause me? I'll be in the suit locker.

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3:32 am - Vest Haiku Too

Evil. Evil. Evil.

Van, you have created a monster.

Lemming, you helped.

A Sequel to Vest Haiku - Simon's vests notice Kaylee's overalls.

Vest Haiku Too

Greasy, green and cute,
we watch from afar and yearn.
Let us be undone.

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3:27 am - Cigar Haiku

and one more before I go to bed....

for Van and Lemming.

Cigar Haiku

Jayne sucks and he blows -
lips, tongue and teeth warm ; hot; wet.
I become ember.

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3:22 am - Vest Haiku

*because it's almost 3:30 am, and Van and Lemming made me, here we go. This could be the first in a series.

Vest Haiku

Smooth silk and satin
Shiny, sexy, buttoned up.
We are not repressed.

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Friday, December 16th, 2005
11:46 pm

Please post your Object love fics here. :D

I think Cigar/Jayne's Mouth is our official OTP, although Vera/can opener is a close second. We should have some transcripts available soon.

Mal's coat and Zoe's Serenity dress are both unavailable for comment.

current mood: insane

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